I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”
SOMEONE IN A WHITE CAR HAS LITERALLY BEEN RINGING MY DOORBELL AND KNOCKING ON WINDOWS FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR I’M KINDA SCARED AND I’M HIDING IN MY BATHTUB EATING CAKE HELP ME????
THEY FINALLY LEFT
THERE’S A MCDONALD’S BAG ON MY FRONT PORCH???
APPARENTLY IT WAS MY GRANDMA BRINGING ME LUNCH AND NOW I’M IN TROUBLE